Happy Cinco de Mayo!

So what's the first social justice-related news story we're going to hear about today? Will it be:

a) a bit about a small town in Texas where Mexican American students get persecuted for wearing Mexican flags on their clothes, and everyone freaks out;

b) a story about a small town in Texas where white American students organize some weird American patriotic thing in response to Cinco de Mayo, and everyone freaks out, or;

c) a viral-ready BuzzFeed or Upworthy post meant to shame some bros at a state university for doing something that insults or cheapens Mexican culture in some way?

My money's on C, but I'm taking bets through the end of the work day.